What the actual fuck is this garbage? 

Steel Moon from Colorado. The guy on the left didn’t even bother to put pants on. 

Coalition of Evil from Austria is entwining their legs together to form some kind of centipede of evil?

Gorepriest from Venezuela. I love that floral grandma couch with the doilies so much! Brutal crochet! 

Gorepriest from Venezuela. I love that floral grandma couch with the doilies so much! Brutal crochet! 

Reincarnation of Rotten Christ from Germany. Man, someone’s girlfriend is going to be so pissed when she find out they stole her eyeliner and destroyed it by writing dumb crosses all over their cheeks. 

Shotgun Justice from Germany. I’m really glad these old metal dudes are still playing and it looks like one of them even got his son to play drums or something (back right) but looking at this band photo makes me so depressed. 

Bolchevikes (that’s how they spell it) from Argentina. I’m glad they got a sponsorship from Toxic Vision. 

Bolchevikes (that’s how they spell it) from Argentina. I’m glad they got a sponsorship from Toxic Vision. 

Dicksaw from Germany has capes and adult diapers. When I googled this band to find out if they had better photos I noticed that Illogical Contraption all ready found this gem. 

Dicksaw from Germany has capes and adult diapers. When I googled this band to find out if they had better photos I noticed that Illogical Contraption all ready found this gem. 

Stoned from Wisconsin - Their logo is a bloodshot eye.

Nolentia from France