Sixpence None The Richer - Kiss Me. You might want to stick a gun to your head before you hit play. I’m really really sorry. 

Lonestar - I don’t remember this band at all but I guess that’s why they’re stuck playing state fairs now. Dudes, please don’t do flared pants unless you’re in Carcass. Thanks. 

O-Town. We really all did our best to forget this ever happened. I think I saw the three on the left working at Taco Bell. The dudes with their shirts off are obviously just wearing these: 

Stigma from Hungry - nice Glamour Shots photo filter. 

Cancer Source from Poland. Because the source of cancer was the most evil thing they could come up with. Also thanks for taking the band photo at dick level.

Cancer Source from Poland. Because the source of cancer was the most evil thing they could come up with. Also thanks for taking the band photo at dick level.

StormHammer from Germany - Where the fuck is this kids pizza place/arcade where they found this castle back drop? I want to play some Skee Ball and Bust-a-Move.

Otono from Hollister, California saw a couple doing some cheesy engagement photos on the beach and decided to go the same route. 

Aberration from Germany - make your own caption because I really don’t fucking know. 

Aberration from Germany - make your own caption because I really don’t fucking know. 

Twilight from Belgium. Little known fact before they were a hipster black metal super group your dad was in the band just trying to play some heavy metal. 

Twilight from Belgium. Little known fact before they were a hipster black metal super group your dad was in the band just trying to play some heavy metal. 

Furor - a National Socialist band with “Pride” and “War” as it’s lyrical themes from Argentina. Obviously a fine specimen of the Aryan race even though it looks like he took a dump in his pants. He’s done some ancient Nazi occult shit that has conjured up those orbs. They are really the ghosts of dead S.S. officers wondering WTF they are doing with some loser in Argentina. If you met this guy at a show he’ll probably tell you his grandpa was a Nazi war criminal that fled there after WW2 or something lame. 

Furor - a National Socialist band with “Pride” and “War” as it’s lyrical themes from Argentina. Obviously a fine specimen of the Aryan race even though it looks like he took a dump in his pants. He’s done some ancient Nazi occult shit that has conjured up those orbs. They are really the ghosts of dead S.S. officers wondering WTF they are doing with some loser in Argentina. If you met this guy at a show he’ll probably tell you his grandpa was a Nazi war criminal that fled there after WW2 or something lame.