Reincarnation of Rotten Christ from Germany. Man, someone’s girlfriend is going to be so pissed when she find out they stole her eyeliner and destroyed it by writing dumb crosses all over their cheeks. 

Shotgun Justice from Germany. I’m really glad these old metal dudes are still playing and it looks like one of them even got his son to play drums or something (back right) but looking at this band photo makes me so depressed. 

Bolchevikes (that’s how they spell it) from Argentina. I’m glad they got a sponsorship from Toxic Vision. 

Bolchevikes (that’s how they spell it) from Argentina. I’m glad they got a sponsorship from Toxic Vision. 

Dicksaw from Germany has capes and adult diapers. When I googled this band to find out if they had better photos I noticed that Illogical Contraption all ready found this gem. 

Dicksaw from Germany has capes and adult diapers. When I googled this band to find out if they had better photos I noticed that Illogical Contraption all ready found this gem. 

Stoned from Wisconsin - Their logo is a bloodshot eye.

Nolentia from France

No, not that Bulldozer, this Bulldozer from Australia. I swear that there is a Hanson promo pic that looks just like this one. Anyway these guys all must be so tiny to all fit into a washing machine like that. 

Bruno Mars - Slap my Elbow

Bruno Mars - Slap my Elbow

Sixpence None The Richer - Kiss Me. You might want to stick a gun to your head before you hit play. I’m really really sorry. 

Lonestar - I don’t remember this band at all but I guess that’s why they’re stuck playing state fairs now. Dudes, please don’t do flared pants unless you’re in Carcass. Thanks.